You know how sometimes, you get this idea that you think is just bloody brilliant, and you tell someone… and as you start explaining it, you kind of listen to yourself and realize how ridiculous the idea is? Or the person you’re talking to is just looking at you as if you’ve grown another appendage?
Well, that should have happened when the person behind this idea started talking.
Seriously. How did that proposal get this far? Furthermore, who the hell is signing that petition? Spend your time signing worthwhile petitions, like the one to make MTV stop the production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show remake. That is a worthwhile cause.
Changing “fish” to “sea kittens” is incredibly stupid. No matter how you want to look at it.